Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
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