A vehicle that somtimes has a gas pedal that sticks to the floor for unknown reasons EX; floor mats, bad software, crapy engineering, Toyota calls this "unintended acceleration", And or a vehicle That the brakes do not work no matter how much you push the brake pedal
Joe: Slow Down!!!
Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!
Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!
Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!
Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)
Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)
Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!
Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!
Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!
Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)
Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)
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Jess is totally keeping Dave around as a toyfriend, he drives her everywhere but there's no way she's letting him hit that
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"Toyota Prius" is the "Audi 5000" for 2010 and beyond. They can be used interchangeably, but today "Toyota Prius" seems more apropos. It means that you are leaving. Leaving with a quickness, a sense of urgency. Also, you may not have functioning brakes.
Person 1: "Yo! this party is whack, I'm Audi 5000!"
Person 2: "Werd li4e, God! I'ma Toyota Prius up out dis b!tch 2"
Person 1: "tru tru"
Person 2: "Peace, kid"
Person 1: "Ghost"
Person 2: "1"
Person 2: "Werd li4e, God! I'ma Toyota Prius up out dis b!tch 2"
Person 1: "tru tru"
Person 2: "Peace, kid"
Person 1: "Ghost"
Person 2: "1"
by Kre8ivity April 19, 2010
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by Hoze April 10, 2006
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other definitions, and like uses of the name, are made out of pure jealousy.
other definitions, and like uses of the name, are made out of pure jealousy.
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2.The belief that an American buying a Toyota steals jobs from Americans. Aside from the fact that most Toyota's sold in the USA are built in the USA by American workers, there is the fact that American car companies have SELF destructed by refusing to pay any attention to market studies, demographics as well as dealer and buyer input and build cars that Americans want to buy helping Toyota become the largest vehicle manufacturer in the world in mid-2007.
2.The belief that an American buying a Toyota steals jobs from Americans. Aside from the fact that most Toyota's sold in the USA are built in the USA by American workers, there is the fact that American car companies have SELF destructed by refusing to pay any attention to market studies, demographics as well as dealer and buyer input and build cars that Americans want to buy helping Toyota become the largest vehicle manufacturer in the world in mid-2007.
I thought I was contributing to Toyota Destruction by having a Camry, but all the American sedans blew ass so I just blame GM.
by BillyV May 5, 2007
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