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The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall
Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.
by devydoodles August 9, 2023
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Plymouthian handshake

When you have a diet consisting of seeds and dried fruits for a month, and swallow a vibrating sextoy to loose your stool.
Thw previous tennants have pebbledashed the bathroom. They must have done the plymouthian handshake
by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022
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Milwaukee Handshake

Where two individuals touch genitals to relieve stress and boost morale.
Hey Eric, I heard you gave Bonnie a Milwaukee Handshake last night, congrats!
by Ephayes May 5, 2015
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Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding
“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake
“Ewwww”
by Anonчмous February 5, 2025
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Italian Handshake

The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce
Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night
by Lauren is sexy November 15, 2022
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Sacramento Handshake

Cumming on another man’s shaft; the primary method of greeting in Sacramento, CA. Commonly shortened to Sac Shake.
Yeah, I met Drew last week—he gave me the Sacramento handshake and told me about his dog.
by Drater004 July 13, 2024
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Greco Roman Handshake

A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.
“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020
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