The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
Our lord and savior in AP World. Without these tests, most kids in AP World would fail the class. However, some idiots will still manage to fail this class. If only they had a sliver of a brain.
MC Grade: 49%
Essay Grade: 53%
Quiz Grade: 63%
HW Grade: 43%
Notebook Check: 40%
Midterm: 50%
Map Project: 20%
Final: 87%
Current Events Test: 120%
Final Grade: 97%
Essay Grade: 53%
Quiz Grade: 63%
HW Grade: 43%
Notebook Check: 40%
Midterm: 50%
Map Project: 20%
Final: 87%
Current Events Test: 120%
Final Grade: 97%
by SleazyBoy December 03, 2018
“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test”
by Tronicon January 27, 2021
A test taken by grades 3 through 12 to see how much tension, sweat, aggravation can be in one room. The ileap and leap consists of math, reading, social studies and science. It has the ability to ruin your life or make it better. Teachers spend an entire half a year trying to shove what knowledge they can in order to not have your stupid ignorance again next year.
student 1: hey have you taken the ileap & Leap test
student 2: yeah im so stoked it's over with
student 1: me too man we should do what nobody will let us do during leap testing
students: PARTY HARD!!!!!!!
student 2: yeah im so stoked it's over with
student 1: me too man we should do what nobody will let us do during leap testing
students: PARTY HARD!!!!!!!
by Waffle chicka April 12, 2010
Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....
by sneakydudedictionary December 06, 2019
To check one’s moral compass about any controversial topic by visualizing your initial response if you unexpectedly walked into your living room and saw the event happening.
I thought I was fairly open-minded about gay sex until I took the living room test. Thinking about walking into my living room and seeing two strange guys getting it on on my sofa made me throw up. It is funny how we outwardly support things and internally find it disgusting.
by VegasBaller March 03, 2012
Noun.
1.A fake statistical test.
2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.
Derivation- As a humorous alteration of
"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
1.A fake statistical test.
2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.
Derivation- As a humorous alteration of
"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021