Simp

A man who will do anything in their power to get laid or to get a girl to like them. This will include; Paying (prostitution), being nice to a certain extent, constantly complimenting them, ditching the bois to hang with the girl.

Jesus Luis, your such a Simp.

by Arinator235 April 5, 2020

Simp

when u like a person but they don't like u back

the boy is simp because the girl doesn't like him

by MrKofiDaBest August 30, 2020

Simp

A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729

“Damn my dog river a simp now, he always hangin with bella.”

by mikeurquiaga January 8, 2020

Simp

If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe you’re a simp.

Dylan won’t hop on minecraft with the boys bc he’s w his girl being a SIMP.

by DylanIsASimp April 8, 2020

Simp

Suckas idolizing mediocre pussy

That man is a SIMP.

by "type name here" May 15, 2020

Simp

Teenage boys way of making fun of a guy who actually treats his girl well

Boy 1: “I just got my gf chocolate and movie for a her birthday, I hope she likes them.”

Boy 2: “Haha SIMP”

by Chid3ra April 30, 2020

Simp

Hoes b4 Bros.
Likes lots of people in short period of time.
Tries too hard and gets friend zoned.

Pat: I like this chick
Us: who
Pat: Olivia
Us: nice
Pat: *asks out greta for second time*
*gets friendzoned again*
Calls friends dickheads for calling him a simp

by Lolthisisfunny35 June 29, 2020