Teacher Pet

a wikipedia admin who stays online 24/7 to instant delete wiki user's edits and refuses to touch grass or go outside

Me: adds an edit to a wiki page
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet

by mayker68 February 23, 2022

Teacher

Your other parental figure.

My teacher, Dr. V, is such an epic gamer.

This teacher's got S W A G

Ugh, I'll get my work in one day, Dr. V!

by Southern Speak March 25, 2021

Teacher

A teacher is a fucking bumbass that could also be called a dreamcrusher cos they just don't let us do anything ever and don't actually *teach* u anything

My teacher abso-fucking-loutley sucks

by My brain is cleverer than your January 22, 2019

Teacher

someone who teaches you stuff you wont even use when you going to be an adult

Oh teacher, what knowledge will you give (which we basically 76.9% not use in the future) today

by BlueSpaceSlime October 10, 2020

cocky cunt of a teacher

my tuters a retared cunt

fuck you ann ling ur a slag cocky cunt of a teacher

by sexyplayboy2121 February 25, 2021

teachers

annoying people that wont stop talking

do you like teachers

by derarage June 15, 2022

Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.

by Who?asked? August 9, 2024