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Taylor Smith 

Absolutely the best person you are lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn because you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard at succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions.
"Man, the most fun I have is with Taylor Smith."

DeeDee: "Will you marry me, Taylor Smith?"
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Taylor Shit 

The most overdramatic poopstar on the planet Earth.
She’s also skinny, shaky, drunk, and begging for boyfriends so she can make a “hit song” when she sounds like she’s mentally ill.
Yet she gets too much praise for her lazy ass poosic when she’s always about to cry like a baby and pussy.
You: Taylor Shit is so ugly I don’t get how she became so popular.
Me: No shit Sherlock.
You: Well she makes poosic.
Me: Well what else did you ask me.
Taylor Shit by gregben February 28, 2022

Taylor Smith 

Absolutely the best person you will be lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn sipping coffee because everything else is closed and you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard that is succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions. Taylor Smith's favorite slushie flavor is Mt Dew
"Hey why are you stressing ? Just talk to Taylor Smith. They are the best listener."

DeeDee: "Taylor, do you want to marry me?"

Taylor Smith: "heck yep!"

DeeDee: "You make me feel like the luckiest person this side of the Milky Way, Taylor Smith!"

taylor swift 

stream love story taylor swift version <3
taylor swift by nubnotfound March 5, 2021

Taylor Road Middle School 

Taylor Road Middle School is the crazier than a polka dot zebra with a rainbow Afro riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a shark tank while juggling bananas. It is located in Johns Creek, GA and has more Asian kids that Hillary has lied. Everyone knows that if you want to avoid toilet paper covered bathrooms, you go to the 700 hall triangle and even then, sometimes it's covered too. The hall is covered with decorated lockers that have no purpose at all because people lie about their summer B-day's and say their on a random school day just to get gifts. The average white girls won't stop sneaking their phones in their laptop cases and lunch boxes and the boys won't stop asking to go to the bathroom so they can play fortnight on their phones. In this school, cussing and dirty jokes are used so much that they have pretty much become their own language. We are TRMS. Don't judge us.
Our School Cheerleaders- "Taylor Road Middle School ROCKS!"
Us- "Uhhu... sure"

taylor-jane 

A beautiful girl whose name just so happens to match her beauty. Taylor-Jane is a very unique and rare name just like her personality type. She is genuinely kind hearted, loves to help out others when they are in need.. Loves volunteer work. Taylor-Jane often has blue eyes anda super sexy body.. She is mesmerizing, loves to tease, please and overall achieve! She is beautiful on the inside and out but she does have her flaws. Taylor-Jane is often insecure, especially in relationships. She never feels good enough for anybody when in reality, she is perfect. Always reassure her the truth or she will go wild. If you have a Taylor-Jane in your life, keep her close and never let go!
"Shes so beautiful!"

"Oh whats her name?"

"Taylor-Jane!"

"Her name matches her beauty!"
taylor-jane by anonymousxoxoxoxoxo November 21, 2014

Taylor series

A mathematical series formulated by Taylor Swift to keep tack of her number of boyfriends.
One the first item in a Taylor series is Joe Jonas.
Taylor series by Gaga2015 March 16, 2016