Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B March 2, 2011

Talking Pineapple

A girl who has a large "poof" in their hair, and it makes their head look like a pineapple. For example: Snooki

Snooki: You fuckin jerk off!
Vinny: At least I'm not a talking pineapple!

by SnookiSucks March 3, 2011

Slart Talking

When you Slart ( sleep fart ) and it is so loud it wakes you up because you think someone said something to you.......and you answer them!

A good example of Slart Talking is. Ppppbbbbpphhhhhttt......what honey what did you say?

by Webe187 November 7, 2011

THEODORE Talk

When your TED Talk goes on way too long, it has become a THEODORE Talk.

A, concluding a rant: Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
B: You ranted for 40 minutes straight, that was a whole-ass THEODORE Talk.

by bombadiller April 14, 2023

the one to talk

when you or someone say something hypocritical

you have a bad breath and tell your friend: "I can't stand that guy's bad breath"
your friend replies: "You're the one to talk"

by danilow December 5, 2021

talking to mute

The increasingly common situation where an individual on a conference orvideo call talks extensively without remembering to turn on their microphone. Also an excuse for situations where that same person wasn't paying attention to the call whatsoever. This situation is most common in conference call scenarios although it can also be seen in video conferences, particularly in the current work-from-home environment.

"Jamie? Jamie?? You there? We need your approval to allow the project to start."

(long pause)
"Oops, sorry, guys. Talking to mute again." (with the sound of toilet flushing in the background)

by lakeshore September 18, 2020

Shout Talking

Loud, intense, boisterous, uninterrupted COVID conversation. Often during a Zoom call, one will shout talk to ensure that their voice is heard.

The conversation in the Office pertaining to COVID was so loud that shout talking was the only way to get a word in edgewise.

by EcoGirl22 October 19, 2020