Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

Brain Suckers

Brain suckers is another name for headphones that weird / phychotic teachers use

*listening to music*
Teacher; 'THOSE ARE BRAIN SUCKERS GET THEM OUT OF YOUR EARS"

by Root Seal, Root Root August 7, 2018

Sucker

A person of great whoreness that either sucks dick, sucks ass or just over all is a horrible person

Bridget Bierman is a sucker

by Sjjddjjddj djdjfnfngn January 24, 2019

Sucker Fucked

When you go over to someone's house for a date, with the intentions of possibly having sex with them, but they "roofied" you because they are too insecure & impatient to wait for your approval. #suckerfucked

I was excited about my dinner date with him. I even packed all the necessities to have a safe sexy time with him, if things went well, after the dinner he had invited me over for. However, I realized I had been "sucker fucked" when I woke up naked in his bedroom, tangled in my bra which had been torn in half, six hours after the glass of champagne he served me in his kitchen.

by PleasureAddict January 31, 2019

Toe Sucker

Dasha

“Dasha is a real good toe sucker”.

by Perky nips September 1, 2018

Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex

Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Cum Sucker

One who delights in slorping down slippery loads of jizz. Although this term carries a negative connotation when applied to macho males, it is considered a positive attribute in women and homosexual men.

I sucked and jacked his heavy cock until his balls exploded a clotted wad of jizz in my mouth---it tasted sour, but I swallowed it anyway. Then he patted my head and murmured, "You're one hell of a cum sucker."

by Doc Velocity November 21, 2019