French Stroke

Jerking off a penis with movements that replicate the **Indian Burn.**

“I gave that dude a wicked French Stroke, his wiener was bright red after!”

by SharedIntelligence November 12, 2025

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Midwestern Stroke

All the symptoms of a normal stroke. Instead of smelling toast, its refried beans.

Do you guys smell refried beans or is it just me?

I think you might be having a Midwestern Stroke.

by A-X-L November 25, 2025

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To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"

Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"

by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025

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Operating a 2 stroke

When a woman’s boyfriend can’t last in bed

Jamie has a lot of pent up anger she is operating a 2 stroke

by Rocheman4280 January 1, 2026

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The Strokes

The band you listen to when your girlfriend is mean to you and you like smoking cigarettes. It is fronted by Ray Romano, Lurch from the Addams Family, bicurious Jonny Greenwood and 2 failed clones of Slash

I like The Strokes because I've been a piece of shit before too

by Lightningr1der January 3, 2026

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