Scott 'Em

Almost identical in meaning to "Got 'Em." However, it is often used sarcastically to show complete failure.

After an amazing headshot: "Scott 'Em!"

After failing a test: "Scott 'Em!"

by Panther-Snake May 2, 2010

scottish smile

A frown.

Derives from the cultural stereotype of a Scotsman being stern and sombre when not tanked up on whiskey.

Dave's stand-up routine drew scottish smiles from the audience and was critically panned.

by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010

Scottish smokescreen

When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.

How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?

Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen

by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011

scott it

when smoking marijuana from a pipe, to "scott it" means to burn the entire contents in the first light and immediately blow it out, thus leaving none for your smoking companions.

Don't let James hit it first; he'll scott it every time.

by Harry S. Baldridge November 17, 2011

Scottish Regard

A fancy way of accepting someone's request to bid on your presence at an event.

Andy got a ton of bids for his presence at Operation Tofurkey but he only sent one Scottish Regard to that pederast Hanrahan.

by 2xDimes October 10, 2012

Scottish bagpipes

The 'pipes' layys on his/her back with their legs (arms optional) in the air and sphincter presenting. The 'piper' 'pipes' by kissing licking nibbling etc said presented sphincter whilst simultaneiusly reaching around a leg with one arm to fondle tweak wank etc 'pipes' genitalia. Pipe amazing grace for extra stimulation.

The Devo loved it when his girlfriend played the Scottish bagpipes after his team had won at footy.

by DevoMcbagpipes February 9, 2017

Scott Davey

Scott Davey is the biggest pussy in the Duluth/Hermantown area.

Scott Davey is a pussy

by Alexjohns330 June 2, 2018