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Shock Site

A site which typically contains a single image or a single video, created for the sole purpouse of shocking/scaring/making ill, its victim. People then send the site to their friends/enemies, then point and laugh as they vomit blood from their eyeballs.
A good example of a shock site would be: www.whatmannerof.com
by genericusername June 15, 2008
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stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.
Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."
by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009
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shock porn

Any and all porn that is used to shock and awe the shit out of your friends. Generally disgusting, gnarly and otherwise unsettling.
mudfall.com; scatpassion.com pinksock blue waffle are examples of shock porn
by Pretty Titties January 8, 2012
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da shocka

2 in the goop, one in the poop. 2 in the stink and one in the pink. frequently used by Team Shocker.
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flip it and rip it, if she talks shit then shock shit
by SNHU April 29, 2004
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Guy Shocker

The Guy Shocker is the specific position of the fingers used when a guy is relaxing and he has his hands down the front of his pants. The classic position involves a guy with his thumb around or in his belly button and some or all his fingers down below the belt-line and inside his underwear. Comfortable and easy to do.(Not X-rated at all.)
"When I was sitting watching TV the other day, I whipped out the guy shocker and was so comfortable that i fell asleep."

"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
by Dick Keene April 13, 2008
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Stockholm

From Stockholm Syndrome. To be exposed to something you initially did not like until you find yourself liking it as a protective measure to save your own sanity.
I love this band but I hated their last album, so instead of giving up on them, I Stockholmed myself into liking the album by listening to it in the background all day while working.
by emrysaki1 November 17, 2014
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Stockport

Large town in southern manchester, famed for raging hordes of scallies who conduct hate campaigns against any non-scallies from the comfort of their urine-soaked park benches. Oh, and lots of old people.

Adjective: 'Stopfordian'
Mabel realised with an insidious feeling of dismay that her dirty secret was finally out: now everyone knew she was from Stockport.
by The Angel of the Odd May 13, 2005
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