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satan

the guy who lives in hell hurting peaple and comanding deamnons on earth to be total ass holes
"satan is cool, somtimes i cant whait to die."
by evil girl August 9, 2007
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satanic world domination

Where satanist dominate the world which is one of the goals of satanism.
When all the worlds leaders are converted to satanism then it goal will be reached.
by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009
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spawn of satan

Water in a glass in which cigarette butts have been left over night.
"Awww, what the fuck is this? Shit, it smells - oh God I'm gonna puke-
It's just the spawn of satan Jerry spilled."
by gunslinger666 October 17, 2010
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satanist

Historically, satanists really were people who believed in Satan. They thought that he would grant them powers that allwed them to do "what ever they wanted".
Today, satanists are those who admire tonly them-selves and think that they are the only ones who are praise worthy for their "unique" being and the world revolves around them.
-Today's "satanists" are actually very simple and close-minded people who worship egoïsm and egocentrism.
(If those people had money, they would be called "capitalists", but alas, since they are poor, they are often confonded with "anarchists")- think about that one.
-Historical reference: see "Louis XIV", also defined in this dictionary.
I personnoly do not believe in God or Satan. I believe in the Light. For that is real and without it no life is possible.
-Everyone ows his/her existance to It. (reference in this dictinary as well0
also see "Life" and "Death"
by Axis October 4, 2004
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satan

fun to fuck with, like all pussies
Well, noyhing good on tv tonight. At least I have that pussy satan to fuck with to occupy my time.
by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022
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Agnostic-Satanist

In other words, a complete moron.
by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004
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satan's funyon

A phrase uttered in a moment of great fear/surprise. Similar to "Oh my God!"
Andy: KABOOOM

O'Malley: *jumps back* SATAN'S FUNYON
by oh yeah =/ February 27, 2008
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