Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

by Gripper January 5, 2006

Golden Tossed Salad

When a person is getting their ass hole licked and starts pissing all over their parter and their partner continues to perform anal eating.

"I was licking my girlfriends butt hole and then she just started peeing all over me, i just kept going."
"Dude you just had a golden tossed salad!"

by Booger Blaster May 1, 2010

salada

a play on words taken from 'seeya-later'

bob: time to go, goodnight friend o mine
me: SALADA!

by bob_mcgee May 18, 2008

Upper Deck Salad Shooter

The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.

That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.

by Sue_Ellen December 9, 2008

pussy salad

getting mad pussy all at once

Yo, i was at a killer party last night and ate a whole bowl of pussy salad!

by 98569839785978 May 16, 2006

pube salad

when your sitting at the dinner table and a black mccall comes to serve you a salad when really its a PUBE SALAD. in fact it is mccalls pubes and they smell like a wet burrito

wtf i didn't order a pube salad

by weezy f burlock October 9, 2008

gizz salad

When a man pulls out of a woman during sex just before he cums and subsequently spills his unborn babies all over her hairy snatch.

Man: Oh baby, this is so awesome...I'm going to cum!!!
Woman:Give me a Gizz salad! Please!
Man:OOOHHHHHHHH!!

-sighing, panting-

Man:"dinner is served!"

by i-rob November 10, 2008