Squeak 

A title given to that really annoying, pretentious person in a group of friends who everyone looks down on.
The title Squeak can stay with one person forever or change hands when called for.

Stuart: How was your trip to Cologne this weekend you guys?
Gav: It was great, apart from when Sean started acting the Squeak and went home early.

Squeak by Adam Milly November 2, 2007

Squeaker 

Someone who causes extreme annoyance to others

That squeaker will not be the death of me I tell you.. I'll kick them in the fetus before that happens!

Squeaker by Zenon April 3, 2003

jack squat 

the act of not getting anything

I totally thought I was going to score, but I didn't get jack squat

jack squat by tyler September 19, 2003

jack squat 

Don't know nothing, a person's iq about someone else is 0.

The assistant front end manager, don't know crap about me, she is just another idiot who wants to get me in trouble.

jack squat by Saints September 22, 2003

squat and shake 

1. to take a piss and then shake off the rest of it still on your body.
2. refers to the female pissin in the woods

I'm gonna go squat and shake

squat and shake by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003

squatrack 

a work out machine that works you tricepticles and shoulder extentions, the weights are usually tape rolls or a jumprope on either side. one roll of scotch tape is usually enough for me.

"yo, you want to squatrack."
"sure man! idk if i can my abcepticalipses been hurting,
i just want a roll of the scotch tape on each side"
"come on pussy get the duck tape"
"no man, way! to much for me!!"
SQUATRACK

squatrack by mcentee December 1, 2006

squat to piss 

A disparaging,sexist metaphor likening male behavior to female behavior. A dearth of balls.

Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?

Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.

Dude,you squat to piss.

squat to piss by Indian Larry March 20, 2010