Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.

"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."

by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022

Spittin Mouth

Talking shit behind somebody's back. Gossiping.

Weston was spittin mouth about tanner at the party.

by Traeggxll January 3, 2023

Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

shitting pygmies

Euphemistically; when a bowel movement is so large or unusual the resulting stool seems like it might stand up and walk away. Could be the result of something you ate.

Yo, I don't know what was in that food but I've been shitting pygmies all week.

by Von Zinzer September 18, 2023

Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.

So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.

by Emp B October 13, 2023

Pig-spotting

cruising around at night, searching for squad cars with their lights on, spying on the cops and taking notes.

"I've got a police scanner, night-vision camcorder, binoculars, a thermos of coffee, and tinted windows. Tonight's pig-spotting night."

by rocketmonkey1234 January 13, 2013