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Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.
Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.
by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023
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Soggy Baby

The mix between a Mexican and a Caucasian. Can be called a Wet Cracker but Crackers when Wet are Soggy.
You two would make a beautiful Soggy Baby. He’ll never get deported.
by SizeableMonk950 December 15, 2018
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Soggy pinecone

Just like shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass, but you a relative and in Northern Michigan.
I gave my sister a soggy pinecone last night and she loved it.
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Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.
“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”
by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021
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soggy door knob

Get a round door knob, cover it in Maple syrup. The girl then fucks herself with the door knob. The guy then scoops the maple syrup out of her Orifice, with his mouth, then puts it in a jar. Then uses the syrup on his pancakes while receiving head.
by Bradj21345 November 19, 2017
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soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time
by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 19, 2024
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soggy cereals

Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.
- Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.
by teddybrown September 29, 2017
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