egg sucker

One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time.

"Look at that egg sucker over there"

by bageltothemax March 11, 2015

DICK SUCKER

Someone who sucks penises for a living and gives head for foodstamps. They love sucking on a hot juicy man pole. It gives them energy and makes them feel alive. A dick sucker loves to please people especially other men.

Vitale is a good dick sucker. He can suck a guy dry. I love giving him money for dick sucker.

by clyde Mons January 10, 2008

soccer-rocker

A variation of the mullet haircut, in this case worn by a jock or sporto.

"That cock-staple with the soccer-rocker stole my lunch money!"

by dorham May 26, 2006

Reverse Shocker

Just like the regular Shocker, but more potent, as the number of digits in the pink and stink are flip-flopped. So it becomes two in the poo one in the goo.

"Duuuude my girlfriend said I couldn't use the shocker on her, so I whipped out the Reverse Shocker on her ass"

"I think I hate you."

by SeanJL January 14, 2008

soccer mom

A matriarchical parental unit who's parenting ethos is based on rigidity, indoctrination, and denial of everything that would otherwise make its kids more independent. Also opposes video games, guns, and self-defense. Often supports globalism and "peace." Is against rugged individualism. Tries to "break" its kids of their individuality.

A cabal of child-abusing soccer moms tried to abolish fun and got themselves shot dead by an underground resistance movement of Right-Wing vigilante Goths.

by Iggy Hazard January 15, 2004

Empty Eye Socket

The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.

My girl was on her period, so I stuck her in the pooper and left her with an "empty eye socket".

by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005

sockeye

Fudge. Browneye. Winkin' and stinkin'.
A homosexual male who desire to another male sphincter is mighty strong.

I'm gonna cruise the rest stops and get me some sockeye tonight.

or

Piebald done stuck it to Sockeye's ass real good.

by amosjudd April 20, 2005