You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"
by BRETTBTCH July 30, 2022

Abducting your baby sister's beloved cat and while detaining it against its will, place it close to you anus and tear the biggest, sloppiest, most unapologetic fart you can muster. Then take the humiliated feline to your unsuspecting sisters room, where you release her now traumatized, rancid, furry friend back into the room closing the door behind you. Upon hearing an exclamation of disgust, kick open the door and declare "Smell O'Gram!!!"
by theliberatedpeoplesofcornholeo August 26, 2010

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

A cis-het-man who uses so much perfume he basically stinks like he bathed in hundreds of spices, which just don’t fit. He does that so get a womans attention and is very creepy while doing that. He usually gets rejected and can’t take the rejection so he gets aggressive or just shamelessly rude.
1. That creepy MF dude is very spice-smelling.
2. I don’t ever want to see that spice-smelling MF ass douche bag again.
2. I don’t ever want to see that spice-smelling MF ass douche bag again.
by Turtle lover3000 October 17, 2021

When you hustle all day, keep working like crazy and are in execution mode 24/7, you often forget to recognise the amazing things you've built and done along the way.
That's when you need to take some time, reflect, recharge and be proud of what you've achieved: That's "smelling the coffee", or "smell the coffee".
That's when you need to take some time, reflect, recharge and be proud of what you've achieved: That's "smelling the coffee", or "smell the coffee".
"I've been working non-stop on these projects for the last quarters! It's crazy!"
"You should definitely take some time to reflect. Take a step back! Don't forget to 'smell the coffee'..."!
"You should definitely take some time to reflect. Take a step back! Don't forget to 'smell the coffee'..."!
by trex_downasaur June 26, 2020

When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.
Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?
LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.
Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.
LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.
Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.
by Mike109999 March 4, 2022
