Satched

When one gets dual kicked in the sack. One foot per nut. Just go for it.

Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --

Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"

by BreezyVanillaBean June 18, 2021

snatch yo weave

The definition of snatch yo weave is to physically grab someone's hair or wig due to frustration.

"Watch out before I snatch yo weave"
"Shut up imma snatch yo weave"

by jo mama26 August 10, 2021

Shatcha blest

Means shut your mouth, or shut up.

If someone are saying/said something stupid/weird, you can say «shatcha blest» to make them silent, or make them cautious about the stupid/weird thing they are saying or said.
You can also use the saying against someone if they are doing/did something stupid/annoying/weird.

I told Johannes «shatcha blest» because he said something stupid that annoyed me.

I told Johannes «shatcha blest» because he did something stupid, or because he acted different in a weird way.

by Master Trexyno October 9, 2021

Smath

The furious and depressing state of mind while doing math.

person 1: Hey, what you you up to?
person 2: I'm smathing, about half way through
person 1: Aw I'm sorry, good luck with your work

by Opia_isSathing December 16, 2021

Snatch shot

An unsolicited vagina picture

I can't believe that girl just sent me a snatch shot.

by Miz_Liz March 21, 2022

Satchmo

An awesome guy with the best sense of humour and a smile to light up the world. He always has a good sense of style and smells amazing. He’ll make your heart skip a beat when you get a text or call no matter how small the message is. His talent is giving you butterflies and making you feel special and if you’re having a bad day you can always turn to satchmo for a laugh. If you’re ever lucky enough to get to know this guy you’re absolutely blessed, never let him go. He’s gr8 in bed, especially the making u look like a satchmo.

Hey, Where’s Satchmo ?

I miss Satchmo.

by Chlobear420 June 16, 2022

Snatchaphylaxis

When a woman's beaver smells so bad you go into anaphylaxis (can't breathe) because the smell literally took your breath away!

Fat assed Shelley bent over in front of me, and her cunt reeked so bad I went into snatchaphylaxis, started chocking and turning red, and her dumb as mother kept asking me, "What's a matter?" "What's a matter?" Damn! What does Smelley Shelley wash her rotten cooch with, a cadaver's intestines?

by Tortured by Tuna Cooches July 31, 2022