Vegan Smash

Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.

Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.

by SexDr69 October 12, 2019

Trokie Smash

(n.) - a complete ladies man; a manwhore

- the epitome of a true manly man

- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky

(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial

Dude, that guy at the bar is such a trokie smash

My fantasy team lost?! TROKIE SMASH!!!

by anon87674 September 5, 2013

Smash Rate

When you rate someone if you'd smash or nah

Guy 1: Wanna smash rate?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Jennifer
Guy 2: a 6 I'd smash

by Kyweezy November 18, 2016

tundra smash

1) when one is extremely high 24/7

2) when something is challenging or dangerous, but you feel the absolute need to complete/accomplish it despite the risk factors

1) "Daaammmn this fool is tundra smash beyond belief. He likes them glazed eyes fsho."

2) "Did you see Jimmy make the cliff jump? I don't know how shallow this lake is, but this jump is tundra smash man, tundra smash!"

by mist artichokes April 18, 2010

smash the glass

When you have finally had enough of a situation, people or a place of work and you realize that it's time to leave or retire before you do something drastic. You want to retire before you "smash the glass". Going peacefully on your own terms before you reach that breaking point where adrenaline and hulk like strength overcome you.
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I have to get the hell out of this place before I smash the glass!!

by Garbal42 May 13, 2021

Treece Smash

Basically when your bitch ass teacher gets aggressive with the whole class because someone is either beating on the walls or making snarky comments

Bro ima beat on the wall and see if the teacher will Treece Smash!

by Kayleigh Kiser April 14, 2019

Donato smash

The act of wantonly destroying your own property in a fit of rage. Normally done in the least sensible way possible.

Oh man, I couldn't sleep last night because I had this pounding headache. So I Donato Smashed my head against my headboard until I lost consciousness. Got my 8 hours sleep in but I'm starting to smell colors now.

by Sandman_0012 April 21, 2018