Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.

Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!

by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024

Slow

Not comprehending

Jeffrey Flowers

Jeffrey Flowers is slow.

by Bl³³pers December 7, 2023

crow slow

when crow is acting as slow as maddie (sorry maddie ily)

crow is acting like maddie rn, call that crow slow

by TheTrendyPotato April 30, 2023

Slow whine

an absolutely iconic song that has really only one main lyric but slaps

chris can’t slow whine

by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020

Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.

Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."

by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024

SLOW DUCK

When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.

I now know what a squirt tastes like...I found the G-Spot and ended up a SLOW DUCK...

by Sick Em D November 1, 2022