skate

the best book ive read in a while lol.... by michael harmon bout dis kid tryin to figure out how to handle his probs..doesnt wanna go to jail n all dis junk...srry guys but i had to write it!!!

kid1:I READ DA BESTEST BOOK EVER CALLED SKATE
kid2:hey u needa read some more so ya lern dat bestest aint a word!!

o n btw... michael jackson EHEE

by da lil munchkin(scg) May 3, 2008

slater

slater: a slang word for a peadophile who is also a technology teacher

ewww that fucking slater copped another feel

by harry tipper May 13, 2005

salted

Jounier-highish word for insult, or diss

kid one: Stupid muthafuckin fag!
kid two: damn boy, you just got salted! Brush it off!

by K.T. December 14, 2004

skateboarding

A crime.

'Skateboarding is not a crime' was emblazoned upon the poseur's black t-shirt in perfect white letters, and a brand new deck was hanging limply in his feminine hands.

by nihil8r March 12, 2004

skateboarder

Some one who pushes wood and thinks that they are automatically cool beause of it. Often found crowding the local streets being gay.

Wow! Look at that skateboarder being gay and spanking his plank!

by Densyl May 13, 2004

Salted

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

Seated

When you're tripping ballls, and you're playing video games all fay #seated

Dude, I'm so seated right noe

by DeathFromAbove0987 June 19, 2017