Anybody who doesn’t play ark or do what Tyler the prophet says or disagrees with him Tyler owns all rights of the word “simp” and is a king
by Kingofthesimos March 23, 2020
Get the Simp mug.1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.
2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:
Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...
Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...
Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
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Person 2: Or you know...you can let him live his life?
Person 1: You are also quite the simp
Person 2: Or you know...you can let him live his life?
Person 1: You are also quite the simp
by AllTheFuckingUsernamesAreTaken March 15, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Simp is word to describe people such as Naruto and Sakura who simp for just the wrong reasons. Felix Kjellburg was a simp that traveled to another country for this.
by realizing the ways of me September 10, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.
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Get the simp mug.Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.
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