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Shit and Shower

When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.
John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower

Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower
by FelonLady September 11, 2013
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Canadian Baby Shower

A tradition in the Great White North where attendees bring large sums of money in which to shower the future parents with.

A celebration for a future child where the future parents are showered with large sums of cold, hard cash.
It's a Canadian Baby Shower, Eh!
by Chuckster7411 December 27, 2014
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Rock Star Shower

A rock star shower is a quick and efficient way to get to sleep quickly and not have a stinky dick.
by HelloHBOT August 13, 2014
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X lax Shower

When a person sprays another with diarrhea.
The girl stopped her abductor with an X lax shower.
by starklawyer January 1, 2020
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Middle School Shower

Unleashing an entire can of axe body spray on your prepubescent body en lieu of taking an actual fucking shower
“Don’t worry bro, just take a quick middle school shower before you go out.”

“You can smell Greg’s middle school shower from across the room.”
by AudioPixie November 10, 2020
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Nature’s Shower

The process of bathing in a female’s orgasmic ejaculate juices.
I was running short on time to get ready for work, so I had my girl give me a Nature’s Shower.
by Assassin1091 May 29, 2021
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Czech Golden Shower

The unique sound made by the VZ-61 "Skorpion" SMG where the ejected brass hits the ground after the magazine is empty due to the extremely high rate of fire compared to the (relatively) small magazine size.
"Out of a 20 round magazine, full auto on this, you will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary or not but I assume it wouldn't be my definition."
-Brandon "The AK Guy" Herrera in "The VZ-61 Skorpion - Spetsnaz Spooky Little SMG"
by milkbag enjoyer November 17, 2022
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