Salers syndrome

Possibly the single most boring place to holiday in on the planet, the town of Salers in the Auvergne is most noted for it's breed of Cattle and the Cheese produced there. Perfectly summed up by a poster near the hotel lifts stating (In french) "SALERS! One town! One breed of Cow! One type of Cheese!"

Salers syndrome is the feeling you get when you arrive for what you believe to be an action packed holiday and then end up spending two weeks desperately reading anything you can get your hands on by the swimming pool in a vague attempt to relieve the monotony.

Essentially it amounts to a mind numbing boredom while on holiday where you feel as if you should be having fun.

"Hey man, how's the holiday going?"
"Today I ended up reading the washing instructions on all of my clothes. I really should have brought more books with me."
"Ah, a classic case of Salers syndrome."

by Jean Claude du boredguy August 4, 2008

Scale of Kick-Assery

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."

He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009

Sclerin

Stemming from the Greek word "sclera" meaning "to see", sclerin refers to the wave-like visual distortion caused heat when looking into the distance.

The sclerin radiating off the hot asphalt obscured the view of the mountains in the distance.

by Anal Czar September 29, 2010

Scalesy

An anti-simitic slur from ukraine

I heard that guy called Fred a "Scalesy".

by Lil morgi ey September 11, 2020

Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007

sweep scale

A scale used to define how retchingly bad a web site is to an unsuspecting web user.
Measured on a scale of 1 to 10.
1 is basic hentai
2-5 are of minor disgustance, eg. Nasty BDSM, Hot wax, etc.
6 is Tubgirl or similar grossness
8 is Goatse, Meatspin or similar grossness
9 is Lemonparty (only one given a 9 so far
No site has so far been rated a 10

"That site must be a 9 on the sweep scale, im scarred for life"

by 4bs December 21, 2007

Buff scale

A leauge of how attractive you are. As written by Sheree Fadil.

Cute
Cute is adorable, like a sisterly way. Like your mates sister/Best mate. Can be pretty. Wouldn’t go there.

Pretty
Pretty is sweet. They are not stunningly pretty but have a natural sweet look about them.

Beautiful
Really good looking but in a natural way. Make effort look effortless.

Gorgeous/Stunning
They look extremely good looking. Drop dead gorgeous. Amazingly pretty. Absolutely amazingly buff! Sex appeal.

Fit/Hot/Buff
Mainly sex appeal. “I’d do her” Unique pretty. Unoriginal. Have this “OMG I WANT YOU” thing about them.

Sexy – Stunning, amazing. Everything really but they seem so good there like out of league. Untouchable. High sex appeal.

omg she is so stunning omg man shes beautiful! love her Buff scale much

by Shereefadil March 12, 2008