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Sclerin

Stemming from the Greek word "sclera" meaning "to see", sclerin refers to the wave-like visual distortion caused heat when looking into the distance.
The sclerin radiating off the hot asphalt obscured the view of the mountains in the distance.
by Anal Czar September 29, 2010
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Spleringe

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.
Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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sclerenchyma

The process by which a male performs cunnilingus on a female, but must, at some juncture, ask the female whether or not he should call 911, because said female begins, after having consumed exorbitant amounts of hard narcotics (i.e. cocaine, PCP, angel dust, crack-cocaine, meth, soma, crystal meth, magic mushrooms, siamese street smack, bubbling barracuda, purple drank, sizzurp, heroin, and/or crushed and snorted prescription medications) convulsing from the effects of an overdose. The male is unsure whether his partner's violent seizures and jarring spasms are due to an orgasm of unprecedented proportions or from the early symptoms of a drug-induced coma. If the female is unresponsive, the male will usually check to see whether his partner is foaming from the mouth, whether her eyes have rolled back in their sockets, or whether she has ceased breathing and/or lost her pulse.
Man 1: Excuse me, but do you happen to know why my wife is in Intensive Care?
Man 2: My deepest apologies. I was performing oral sex on her after she had ingested some narcotics from my sock drawer. It was a sclerenchyma.
Man 1: I appreciate your honesty, good sir.

Quique: Dude, why is your girl Charisma in the hospital today?
Tino: Ah man, I went down real hard on her after a crazy night of huffing Smack off of nightclub toilet seats. I was stoked at first, because I thought she was having the climax of a lifetime, but next thing I new, I had a real sclerenchyma on my hands. I'm telling you. I was blindsided.
Quique: Sucks.
by kimbo5252 December 20, 2009
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Sclergin

A slaggy virgin.
A blend of the words slag and virgin.
Look at her, she's such a sclergin
by Charlie Vee February 25, 2011
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The condition of having a white, curved, throbbing, ribbed cock.
I had to switch my jeans back to buttonfly because of my sclerangularspaspenalcostosis.
by El Borak February 9, 2024
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selerina

selerina is the most chaotic person ever.she is so sweet yet so keen on fictional stuff,if you know a selerina you are a lucky one.selerina is a very funny,chaotic,sweet person.
person 1: she must be the selerina!
person 2: kind and chaotic..!!
by Yv1scel November 18, 2023
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