Sandwich God

Anything and everything is a sandwich to this person. Not one meal can stop this icon from putting it between two juicy slices of bread, and will they ever stop? Never.

(Even with all the discrimination they receive from their friends and family)

‘Why does Grandpa Joe put everything between two slices of bread?’
‘Well son, back in the day he was a right Sandwich God’

by ilovebreadsomuch June 5, 2023

The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022

sandwich fucker

Jared the subway guy, when there are no kids around.

Would you like to try our sandwich fucker special, with extra mayo?

by Never he-man February 1, 2016

Mexican Sandwich

When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched

Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.

by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022

lunch Sandwich

A blow job or oral sex at lunch time or around noon

Can I get a lunch sandwich bae?

by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013

Pizza sandwich

When a guy is so into a girl that he doesn’t care she got her ladytimes and wants her pussy so bad that he is willing to eat her bloody pussy.

Sarah was so hot that night that josh ate her pizza sandwich till she came.

by Drkblglass February 28, 2018

jeto sandwich

A sandwich that has been made in the fashion that a mommas boy would like. This includes special orders at restaurants but is not only limited to sandwiches. The term can apply to basically any old "pain in the ass" that only a mother could be capable of loving. Jeto sandwich happens at many places, on many levels. Oft times the term can be applied to anyone who takes a casual obligation to the next level.

Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"

Why cant this guy just order off of the menu!? He always has to have his little "jeto sandwich."
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.

by Yerbachev November 6, 2018