manhunt surprise

When u drill a girl hard until she's ready to cum- you pull out and her hole remains gaping - and you stick your tounge way in there as far as you can to receive her gush of cream goodness.

Tom received a warm mouthful from lauren when he gave her a manhunt surprise during there one night stand in the back seat of his 69 cutless.

by CarlettoLam May 19, 2010

talkeetna surprise

When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.

On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.

by TalkeetnaScat April 23, 2018

Skinless surprise

Most animal penises

My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed”

by Papihoudini June 28, 2019

Canine Surprise

When you reach down under the blankets in the middle of the night, to pet your dog. Instead of finding his head, you tickle his balls by accident.

I got a canine surprise last night. I felt a bit queazy but he sure looked pleased with himself.

by pe_be_ January 1, 2017

Mongolian Surprise

When you are fucking your girl in the ass and quickly go around to stick it in her mouth

My girl is still pissed at me cause I Mongolian surprised her last night

by Funnyguy42069 June 13, 2019

Mermaid surprise

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.

Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.

by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017

Surprise Communism

Communism when you least expect it.

Drop the weapon!!! ... So that we can do the terrorist attack together.(An act of surprise Communism)

by Surprise Communism July 28, 2019