Soggy Baguette

noun
noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes

1. vulgar slang

- a term for erectile dysfunction.

I though Jared had a foot-long submarine sandwich, but all he had was a soggy baguette.

by YellowSwordtail July 27, 2017

soggy

When you wake up the day after ingesting way too much marijuana in edible form, and you're still kind of high and definitely very dumb.

I am so soggy from that cookie last night that I couldn't even talk in the sales meeting today.

by RBintheD September 21, 2017

soggy oatmeal

When your semen gets in your pubes and it clumps up and looks like oatmeal

When I finished jerking of I accidently made some soggy oatmeal

by Uhhhhpoop January 14, 2018

Soggy sacks get the stacks

When you’re a hard working man and you’re exhausted yet it’s paying the bills.

“Soggy sacks get the stacks, I can’t come party tonight bro.”

by Crackheadcarol May 18, 2019

Soggy Taco

The inverse of blue balls. Not dissimilar to when you leave a fresh taco out too long. It gets soggy and not as prime. Same with a woman's vagina. Here's one for gender equality.

She called me for a booty call, I told her sure, but then I got caught up and left her with a SOGGY TACO!

by Jdaking July 8, 2021

Sogmut

is a funny shaped banana.
its also an insult
use the word wisely
or in sexual terms

you are such a sogmut

by sluthead February 9, 2010

Soggy Condom

An unused condom that has been sitting in a wallet or car glove compartment for many years past the expiration date. It may still be useable but it is not a recommended practice. These condoms can be found in the cars and wallets of the acne consumed, band geek, and nerd herders of the world.

You should probably get rid of all the soggy condoms in your car before you take that respectable broad out to dinner tonight. She might get the wrong idea about.

by MC Wang March 28, 2010