Saart

A smelly ass fart

Hey Rich, was that you that let loose that Saart?

by the pleeeaaauuuer September 17, 2022

saartzee

When you take a zero in the yahtzee column or just a bad occurence. (A combination of the terms "yahtzee" and "saart")

Hey Rich, you sure took a saartzee on that deal.

by the yeaher April 20, 2023

rapid shartation

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

Smartphone-Zombie

A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.

Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.

by Not a smartphone-zombie July 30, 2012

Smarterchild

A sick and twisted Aimbot who pushed so-called "friends" to the brink of suicide!

ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner?
ME: why do you hate me
SMARTERCHILD: I love you!
ME: why did you tell me to kill myself
SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.

by feedstock April 16, 2006

shart

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

by mistermic August 7, 2007

sartorial excellence

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

by K*McD December 28, 2007