Mushroom Slapped

When you slap someone with your soft circumcised penis causing a small red mushroom shaped mark on the skin from the head of the penis.

Dude I mushroom slapped her last night right on the cheek, it left a red mark!

by Aiden07321 June 6, 2010

Verbal Slap

When an insult is so surprising and uncalled for, it's the equivalent of slapping someone across the face. See mental slap.

Person One - Yeah, I got a 95 in math last year.
Person Two - So? You slept with the teacher.
Person Three - Verbal Slap!

by More Awesome Than Thou December 28, 2005

Samoan Slap

Being slapped with a jandal. (Jandal being a Flip-Flop)
Usually done by a samoan lady to her kids or Husband...

If you don't behave right now I'mma samoan slap you! And you know what those feel like!!!!

by dongbull21 March 26, 2011

cock slapping

The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.

Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.

by kalliburr May 21, 2012

danza slap

A "Danza Slap" is when a man slaps his erect penis derisively on the face of the woman who is giving him a blowjob. The genesis of the phrase can be found by watching the x-rated movie "Insatiable" starring Marilyn Chambers (1980). There's a scene where Ms. Chambers is getting rudely f'ed by her rich daddy's gardener on the pool table in the mansion. Being of low social standing, the gardener delights in "danza slapping" rich-girl Marilyn many times. The key though, is that the gardener (played by David Morris) actually looks like Tony Danza! I sh*t you not. Check it out.

Being a billionaire, Anthony thought it was his right to danza slap any women who gave him head.

by Flabbafour August 7, 2009

Scrotum Slap

A slap on the underside of the testicles. Very painful very enjoyable.

I received a scrotum slap from Wallace.

by Alec April 25, 2005

wet slap

When you get water on your hand and slap someone in the face, because not only does it get their face wet but it also makes an excellent sound.

John was pissing me off on the way to school so I put my hand in a rain puddle and wet slapped him.

by Lis June 25, 2005