secret pickle

when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend and you're cheating on them
shayla is in a secret pickle because she wants to fuck Caleb but is dating izzy.
by kayak in da boat February 24, 2021
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Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 08, 2023
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perfumed secrets

Introducing a sophisticated luxurious fruity(juicy, out there) floral(smelly, out there, in the garden) secret (named first after a woman whom, has the name that shines as thou illuminating powder for the nose, hidden by the name and joy of the wort secret changed with a vowel i over u and never after e) reflects the mysterious and emotional side of no ones lady that is silent, you may disappear or die if you leak these warnings and promoted “perfumed secret” it’s to die for.
“Did Aurore tell you her perfumed secret?” “IF I TOLD YOU MY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTHENTIC LEGIT TRUE VERSION OF OUR MAJESTIC DOPE FUMED PERFUMED SECRETS- YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE TO APPAUL ME, DISREGARDING THE GRIMACED AND OH SO PIERCING LOOK IN MY EYES SHOWING THE NEED FOR DISCRETION OF DEFENSE RULING OUT PROCESS OF THE ROYAL SPEECH AND THOU, THAT PROTECTION AND APPRECIATION OF OUR FATHER, AND OUR KINGS, AS WELL AS THE UNITED NATIONS, KINGDOM, AND CAMBRIDGE AS WELL AS ONTARIO AND NEWLY FOUNDED AMERICAS HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD; SHALL BE DUMBFOUNDINGLY PRESUMPTIOUSLY OBVIOUS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IF THE CONTINUITIES OF YOUR TONGUE PIERCES ME AS A SWORD, ILL CAPITALIZE FIRST.”
by Lilbabygrem December 16, 2021
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secret ops

sneaking out past midnight to go smoke weed or use other drugs
We picked doof up for secret ops at 12:30.
by bradleydudleymiltonthornton January 06, 2009
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Secret Hide and Seek

The game of playing hide and seek with the seeker not knowing they are playing
James: Dude, you want to play Secret Hide and Seek?
Me: Sure, we almost caught Kaycen last time.
by xX-Reco2-Xx November 30, 2018
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Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a fictional character and online personality portrayed by one of, or several of the members of Los Lobos Alfa(or simply Lobos Alfa). The person(s) who portray Secret Agent Black Square Screen is/are believed to be in middle or high school, their exact age(s) is/are unknown. Secret Agent Black Square Screen aka Secret Agent Black often roams the hallways of Omegle, and other video chat platforms.
What if Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a member of the MIB, just like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?!.
by Usuario Desconocido September 18, 2022
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Secret Neons

On adopt me roblox a secret neon is a pet that doesn’t have the neon or fly or ride sign but when you equip it it turns into a neon. These are very rare and hard to get. People trade visible mega neon giraffes and adds for them, but there are no secret neon legendary pets, only starfish can be secret neons and only about 159 people have these secret neon pets.
Person 1: Hey dude! I just got two secret neons starfish!
Person 2: Woah! Really? I’ll offer a mega neon kangaroo and mega neon bat dragon!
by NewFissy November 07, 2020
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