Sausage Milkshake

When you put whip cream on a penis and eat it off.

Susan: man im so full!

Francine: why?

Susan: i had a 2 liter sausage milkshake OH MAN IM ABOUT TO HURL!

by Jenna Lewis February 11, 2009

Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

by Lt. Howe July 26, 2015

burnt sausage

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.

by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011

sausage

a portugi

That skanky sausage has a hairy cunt

by Adolf Hitler February 9, 2003

slippery sausage

The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.

Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.

by Tiffmiesters October 11, 2003

throat sausage

Like: deep throat.

When the Penis breaks the plane of the back of the mouth to the throat.

She was giving me head, and all of the sudden I became her throat sausage.

by J. E. Dzija November 27, 2006

Sausage roll

A Polish person. British rhyming slang, from sausage roll = Pole.

I got a new job at the warehouse, there's a lot of sausage rolls on the night shift.

by Stukas Over Stevenage January 13, 2008