Rusty Venture

Where you take the girl out to a huge dinner and you don't let her go to the can. While having anal sex with her, she takes a dump on your dick, and right before you are about to get off you shoot it on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part comes in when you eat that junk off her back without your hands.

I took Sally out for a dinner and had the best Rusty Venture that night.

by Atticus620 November 24, 2010

Rusty

Adj.: A person (usually female) who is, on all accounts, a hot mess in every way possible but somehow thinks they are the greatest thing since food on a stick. Usually not the brightest crayon in the box and frequently says or does things to remind people how big of a shitbag they are.

That license plate had *insert name here*'s name on it and was rusty as hell, just like she is.

by HoneyBadger83 February 3, 2012

Rusty Hook

To Insert your finger into your anus and then fishook the inside of someones mouth attempting to scratch the inside of there mouth.

"Oh My God! You Just got Rusty Hooked! your mouth is all shitty and bloody!"

by matt fortune November 12, 2006

Rusty Fishhook

The act in which an individual first puts their index finger into an anus, covering it in fecal matter, then scrapes it along the insides of a victims mouth, causing a jagged wound that will likely become infected

Joe ran up to the man and gave him a Rusty Fishhook.

by AlphaGusterTwo June 26, 2008

Rusty Watch

Foreplay technique, performed by inserting one's hand or fist into a partner's anus and rectum, to the wrist, then inquiring as to what time it is.

Rob performed The Rusty Watch on Kathleen, pushing his hand betwixt her buttocks to his wrist, then asked of her the time of day, to which she cordially responded "Ohhh - it's ... it's like 2:30 or something... mmm."

by gadiv January 21, 2009

Rusty Nelson

Sort of like the "Full Nelson", but instead of the person applying it around an opponites arms and head it's appyied to a person's legs and penis. Unfortunately it is impossible to apply to a woman.

It was worth getting shit on my face because I won the match with the Rusty Nelson.

by TnAMan January 30, 2019

rusty bishop

Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.

It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.

by PhillyD-train December 14, 2008