Rule 7

Generally defined as "Don't take the piss." Often quoted as an in-joke, to someone making a foolish suggestion or just taking liberties.

You can do anything you like, mate, but Rule 7 applies

by Tzanti September 2, 2006

Rule 63

Rule 63 is an internet rule that means "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character." This also apply to female characters turning into males. Unlike Rule 34, there are two exceptions to this rule. A: the male character is already so androgynous that a female version would be basically the same, or B: the female version hasn't been drawn yet.

Man: Chun-li is so sexy right about now.
Woman: Bah, here's a Rule 63 Chun-Li without boobs and now with a penis.
Man: Ok that's wrong...Now let me show you Dante with a Vagina and Brest.

by TheFallenWriter July 16, 2010

Three Tattoo Rule

The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."

1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.

2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.

by Blenderhead91 June 7, 2009

rule 133

If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve.(Unless there is webcam involved, then his name is John.)

On interwebs
person 1: Hey baby looking for a good time?
person 2: Yea...wait rule 133

by Carlb0t January 11, 2010

Sharpie rule

This universal law states that if one steals a Sharpie marker pen from a colleague's pencil case, it will become the thief's possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner.

"He stole my new Sharpie marker but I can't take it back because of the goddamn Sharpie rule."

by blindorange October 2, 2009

Rule 144

The best (possibly only way) to make a troll go away is by giving him food
Exception: if the troll is female, there is no troll

Kathy: This guy has been trolling my facebook for days
Rich: Give him some food, he'll go away, Rule 144
Kathy: seriously?
Rich: ya Rule 144 nearly never fails

by Linkhunter10 January 14, 2013

mad dog rule

During a drinking game when a rule is needed the Mad Dog rule is the best.

"The Mad Dog Rule" says that you must Mad Dog either the person across from you or everyone (your choice) whenever they take a drink or else you must take a drink yourself.

Maria: I drew an 8!

Clara: Mad Dog Rule!

Everyone: MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE!

Maria: How can I Mad Dog, I can't feel my face

by OregonAlex February 11, 2008