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robert harris

The best person ever and always has someone's back. Very sexual and loves one girl and loves her back but she doesn't know ;). Loves himself and one other person. The love of her life. Watches porn on a daily and never answers with a yes or no. He answers with a maybe!
by unknown robert September 10, 2018
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robert half

That guy's a total robert half. Don't let the robert half's of the world bring you down.
by NotActuallyBatman January 17, 2019
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Robert Krafting

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.
When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.
by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019
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Robert Thy Steed

Thy Robert is thy noble steed whoms only goal is to help his trusty steed. To behim means to be a trusty steed
"WOW HE IS SUCH A ROBERT'trusty steed'"
Robert thy steed means a trusty steed
by The WorsnCrt March 6, 2019
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Robert Boyter

The sexiest man alive with the biggest penis ever seen. He is the best, fastest, most skilled 3 wheel racer of all time. Women love him, men want to be him.
by Ridiculous Claims May 30, 2019
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Robert "ARR" Kelly

The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.
Robert "ARR" Kelly is still at large after all this time, and is showing no signs of slowing down.
by The Great Greasemongerer July 13, 2019
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Robert Frostitute

Person who shows affection when given books or literature; a gold digger for books
“ I had to break up with that librarian, man. She’s a real Robert Frostitute, and I’m broke from taking her to Barnes and Noble.
by Slaggy D July 14, 2019
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