roflsnork

Combination of the abbreviation for, rolling on the floor laughing, and the "snork" sound, Tim Conway made during a skit on the Carol Burnett Show, mimicking two Siamese elephants joined at the Trunk , when attempting to Trumpet.

Used as an exclamation reply to something funny in text or chat:

Person A) "The first time I got a universal remote, I thought to myself, this changes everything."
Person B) "roflsnork!"

by Icova Rook March 11, 2017

Roflysst

Rolling on floor laughing yet somehow still typing

lol roflysst

by bear5676 April 23, 2017

ROFB

Rollin' on the floor beatin' it should be used when a simple rawfull isn't good enough. When something is said that is both disrespectful and humorous.

"I folded that idiot in half! "
"ROFB , you are a fuckin' villain."

by Zkon May 6, 2017

Roften

A bag of shit- precisely a mix of the human, dog and cow kind, often carried in some kind of canvas tote bag.

Man 1: man you’re the actual shit
Man 2: I should be a full blown roften

by Thegingerfuck September 23, 2018

ROFBMTO

Rolling On Floor Barking My Tail Off.
Coined by Buddy Buttigieg, Mayor Pete and Chasten Buttigieg's furbaby.

Buddy has ROFBMTO one time too many; #notail!

by Pooches for Pete June 6, 2019

rofsit

Rolling on floor speaking in tongues

You see that guy ROFSIT. Somebody call an ambulance this mentally ill man needs help asap.

by TSCW Apollo October 9, 2019

rofcifp

Rolling on floor crying in fetal position.

Where's Kevin?
- I don't know; last time I saw him he was ROFCIFP in the living room.

by Dazedblaze November 11, 2019