Stacia Rice

(Noun) Rice that is horribly cooked, soggy, about 2-3 weeks old and reheated. Is commonly made by a teenage girl, who is a horrible cook but knows how to make toast... hopefully. Usually Stacia Rice is a mix of white rice, wild rice and garlic salt and a whole bunch of other things found in the cabinet.

Dude, that Stacia Rice actually tastes really good. Is this shit really 2 weeks old?

by Jzpoodle January 10, 2012

Siomai Rice

Is a song made by Denzel Tomagos aka $ucc.
IDK the song became viral and i don't know what the song means really.
He states that when he is hunger, he goes to his school cafeteria and buys some siomai with some rice.
Siomai and cheap and tasty with rice :P

Juan: Hay nako... Gutom na ako... bili nga ako ng siomai sa baba.
(Oh god... I'm hungry... maybe I'll something downstairs.)

ATE! babili nga bo ng siomai rice
(SIS! Can I some some siomai rice

Ate:Bakit may kanin pa?
(Why do I have to put some rice in it?)

Juan: Sundin mo na lang ang order ko.
(Just follow my orders)

by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019

Jack Rice

when a girl does a line off your penis

Becky totally did a jack rice last night

by Bust Down March 28, 2015

rice sandwich

When you cover a woman's boobs in sticky rice before you fuck it, once finished, you cum on them before breading it and forcing her to eat it

Bro my girl got wild last night she had me give her a Rice Sandwich

by TopHatPenguin October 4, 2017

rice paddy

Term for a subset of asians in america who feel their stereotyped racial heritage and/or educational background automatically ranks them ahead of all other races and schools, especially regarding math and science. In actuality, they have a humble family history of rice farming, which is exactly what they would be doing if their family didn't escape their home country hidden on a shipping freighter. Their misplaced belief in possessing amazing math and science skills is only in comparison to rice farmers, at which point even an uneaten dog would be equally skillful. Their farming heritage also partially explains why they are so bad at driving, as cars do not exist on a rice paddy.

This blend of false fortitude and past bitterness breeds a passive-aggressive behavior which results in an uncanny ability to not see anything while driving, as they think their superiour math and science skills somehow equates superior technical driving ability. Actually, their educational smugness produces delusions of all superior technical abilities (especially in the workplace), leading to the rightful retaliation by racial prejudice from the white driving man.

Example 1

Police officer: Tell me how this 50 car pileup accident happened.
Witness 1: A white honda, I think, just swooped across all 8 lanes of freeway traffic without even using a blinker.
Officer: White honda? Do you remember the plate number, or a description of the driver?
Witness 2: Oh yeah, the plate said "IRUVDOG" and the driver was a shortish, dark-haired woman... with slanty eyes...
Officer: Oh, a rice paddy?
Witnesses (together): YEAH

Example 2

Asian person: Herro.
White driving man: Fucking rice paddy.

by Jergen banker July 20, 2009

brown rice

a girls pussy or a girls vagina

i like her brown rice, it tastes nice

by tiara brothers January 4, 2006

rice burner

Any POS Japanese import. Built to go straight to the crusher; do not pass go; do not collect $200.00; unless someone added NOS; then keep the bottle; fill bottle, knock neck off of bottle; watch bottle go faster than rice-burner ever will/did.

Hey Maybell! How come that import car dealership is so close to that scrap yard?

by Dodge Boy November 27, 2003