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Drink peddler

person who forces drinks on others as to liven up the party. 'peddles' drinks to everyone at the party. a bartender of sorts.
Tina: "I was just riding the buzz, until this guy walks up and hands out shots to the whole table."

Clare: " That drink peddler is the f!@*ing bomb! This party rocks now!"
by Hallucinating Howard July 6, 2009
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dirt peddler

a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth
he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth
by otterlicious February 24, 2010
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Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.
Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "
by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012
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florida paddle

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.
by Miki Dora December 30, 2013
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pickle peddler

That man is nothing but a pickle peddler.
by kel-c April 16, 2015
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crap paddle

Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!
Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.

Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.
by applejacks101 January 9, 2017
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blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany
by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016
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