At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,
And will be done
Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,
As we forgive those that comment against us,
And lead us not into screen addiction,
And deliver us from Google images
For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,
Amen.
"Our father who art in the internet,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,
And will be done
Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,
As we forgive those that comment against us,
And lead us not into screen addiction,
And deliver us from Google images
For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,
Amen.
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type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
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