Premature inhalation

Prematurely inhaling off the bong. Inhaling too early so u can't actually get a hit.

She put the light to the bong but failed to get a hit causing premature inhalation

by BadbossBobbi September 9, 2023

Preacher

Cockroach Priest; enough protestant shinanigans; just open up your church to a homeless person with light features. There are plenty of red heads whom are not protestants. There is a catholic church out there full of blondes laughing at you.

I talked to a pointless preacher about nothing at all.

by Alex phoenix October 18, 2023

Preacher cookie

A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.

“Kids come get your preacher cookie, you know what time it is!”

by Emjay bongsweed January 6, 2024

Premade Nigger

People who can't win games solo so they gotta play in a group and be sweaty fat fucks like as if there is $10,000,000 on the line.

"Look at those premade niggers. This matchmaking fucking blows."

by LinkmaBOI January 21, 2024

Premature ehappylation

When you get overly excited about something before knowing the final outcome.

"The first date went so well, she went and told all her friends she'd found the one, only for him to ghost her immediately."

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

Premature ehappylation

Getting overly excited about something before knowing the outcome.

Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

prejac

The constant state of "pre-ejaculation" by those who are always consuming porn to get in the mood to masturbate (and may be dealing with a wet tip from precum).

She's hot. That's some good prejac content right there.

by Everyone on my computer April 19, 2024