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quarter back position

Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet
In order to avoid splash back from his deposit he adopted the quarter back position
by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005
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fecal position

The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.
Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.
by Samir Patric June 11, 2006
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Post-it

While having intercourse, you withdraw and ejaculate on your palm then slap your partner in the face with your ejaculate smeared hand.
Wow, you just gave me a post-it. We're breaking up.
by Douglas DeLongpre March 11, 2005
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Positionism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different position based on the belief that one's own position is superior.
The interesting thing was that I always associated positionism with Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
by Bootylicker256 January 14, 2017
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Positive Vibes

When someone considers doing cocaine 3 times a week and believing in astrology is a good substitute for a personality.
"Good morning! It's 1pm, what did you get into yesterday?"

"You know how Tuesday's be! I was at the function dancing my ass off, like a typical Libra, all positive vibes last night!"
by Sniffleupagus February 24, 2020
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Straight-postin

Just another word for hanging out, chillen, or smoking a joint.
We are just straight-postin.
by Copper. P March 18, 2009
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Trump Posting

the large and unavoidable influx of Trump-related shitposting. It began as those in favor of him, but now it's devolved into slapdashing half-assed definitions together and dumping them into Urban Dictionary and other sites in a vain attempt to cash in on the Trump Hate Train; An absence of creativity
Well, I wanted to discover funny words and phrases on Urban Dictionary, but all I found was mentions of tiny hands and orange men. It appears that the Trump Posting is in full swing.
by Not Original January 25, 2017
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