poing

When a fellow dude at a frat party steals your double red cup full of wocky slush, takes a shit in it, and throws it at an oncoming car on a quiet suburban street.

"Bro, you just got poinged so hard"
"I know, my wocky slush has a bunch of shit in it now."
"Oh fuck, he just threw it at the old ass lady's 2003 Toyota Corolla"

by trapstar329 May 14, 2023

Pooping porn

When you just want to eat shit

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER

Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit

by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023

pooing a log

Taking a massive shit in a public space

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."

by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023

Popping square tires

For someones who over hostile to someones whos not a threat or putting up a fight that doesn't need to be fought.

Bro: "They trying to get me in trouble but I ain't do nothing"

You : "just go with it bro"

Bro: "nah imma do my own thing"

You: "you're popping square tires man"

by Bbbaldy November 16, 2023

Poinging

The act of masturbating while in an intense match of pong.

"Bro, last night's poinging session was crazY!"
"what"

by geotongdru November 20, 2023

pooping

using muscles to push out brown mush from your hole in your butt

I can smell you pooping.

by boopypoopy November 22, 2023

popping a slovick

Involuntarily sh*tting on command when instructed.

Leo told Jack to shit in a bucket and then Jack immediately started popping a slovick over it!

by Sozages November 30, 2023