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Pantene Poon-tang

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
by DaynaS March 30, 2008
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Nom de poon

The fake name chosen by a pornstar because they don't want to use their real name. Like a nom de plume, but for adult movie stars instead of authors.
Jennifer Massoli is a famous adult movie star, but you probably know her by her nom de poon, Jenna Jameson
by ahirebet June 10, 2010
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mad poon

This is a term used by chav's when a lot of vagina is acquired, or when someone has had sexual relations, and is celebrating.
Fuckin' 'ell, 'r' derrick got sum mad poon las' noight from 'r' stace, she was all over 'im!
by Spookaschlong December 6, 2015
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God Damn Poon Platter

A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)
by CRA201 December 12, 2012
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Anti poon

Someone who has no wheels and no skills in talking to the ladies. The ladies find them annoying, weird or unnatractive. He's usually someone who follows you and your group of friends and always trys to impress the ladies when you are talking to them by saying stupid things to try and be funny
Yo were going to the mall today to see those girls from the party but don't tell Jeremiah he's fucking anti poon
by Mad Wheels December 8, 2009
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Twilight New Poon

A future porno title that will be the only good thing to ever come out of the gayest books/movies ever. It is supported by stupid girl teens and other Twihards, also known as the scum of the earth. The porno will probably even be gay. Twilight sucks.
Gary: "Hey did you go see Twilight New Moon? It was great"

Jordan: "What the hell? Are you gay? I bet you will finger yourself when Twilight New Poon comes out. Fag don't talk to me."
by JustAnotherScene December 14, 2009
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poundin the poon

1. the act of sex/ sexual intercourse

2. an act which is best prformed in the beed room
tom: hey mike you want to chill later

mike: i would man but tina's commin over

tom: o ya you gonna be poundin the poon?

"frank can never do anything any more cuz hes always bussy pounding the poon"

"last night i was over sarah's and i totaly pounded the poon!"
by Derrick D March 23, 2006
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