Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017

Drain the Pool

to flush the toilet

Joe - I gotta drop the kids off
Martha - Don't forget to drain the pool!

by bean, trivia queen June 17, 2017

Pool shower

The act of rinsing off, when hot and/or sweaty, by taking a dip in the pool rather than taking a conventional shower.

I just worked out vigorously in the gym, and could not wait to take a pool shower to cool off.

by wordomatic June 30, 2017

Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.

I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.

by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017

Pool

Something that is closed.

Pool’s closed due to aids and stingards (also with aids)

by SomeoneWhoNeedMemes November 2, 2017

like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .

"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "

by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017

piss in your pool

when you cum in a girl that’s super wet so she does not feel it, you know you came but she doesn’t just like when you piss in a pool

I pissed in Becky’s Pool last night

Piss in your pool

by RyanGa March 13, 2018