between a pillow and a soft place

Describes a situation where something has two meanings to you, both of which warm your heart.

Cousin 1: You know, you've become like a sister to me!
Cousin 2: Awww, I'm touched that you feel that way, plus I feel like I've gained a sister! It puts me between a pillow and a soft place!

Guy: Being with you makes me want to be a better person.
Gal: I'm between a pillow and a soft place hearing you say that.

by snowscape January 10, 2011

Platego

(noun) The combination of plate and ego used to describe egotistical warrior tanks in World of Warcraft guilds.

Main tank: I MUST GET ALL THE LOOT BECAUSE I AM VASTLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE ELSE!
Paladin: Oh man, check out his platego, it's so massive it's going to consume us all!

by Norolas October 14, 2008

Cheesy Plates

Smelly cheesy feet (plates of meat = feet)

Get your cheesy plates outta my face

by Cheddar Chief February 16, 2010

mama plateau

The Mother of Everyone. The most Crazy bitch you'll ever meet. DON'T FUCK WITH HER CHILDREN OR HEr

Yeah that's Mama Plateau and her children Larry, Alfie, Steven, and Joshua. And her On again of again boyfriend and maker of hentai Amy

by MamaPlateau December 29, 2014

greek plater

When one person lays down and gets shat on by 4 other people

Hey Paul can me conner cooper and jaxon give you a Greek plater when you finish work?

by Hey man268- January 19, 2018

Crushn Plates

Lifting heavy weights, specifically 45-pound plates, at the gym.

You’re looking buff bro, you must be crushn plates.

by LeftForeRed February 10, 2022

Super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans

A term President Obama assigned to high priced, fancy health insurance usually only affordable for the rich.
Here, it means really, really, REALLY big plans.

question: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Answer: "Dude!!!! I got super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans!! I'm off to Hawaii for some tasty waves and a cool buzz."

by kevnbro July 31, 2009