Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

peter sweeny

Peter Sweeny is a man described by many as a Stewart Little esk with a hint of faggotry. He is a man who enjoys the hobby of chugging cock and cum guzzling. He takes a hourly 6.9 cocks, and has a Guinness world record for taking the fattest chode in the world, orally.

Oh my god, she took that cock like a Peter Sweeny.

by Johnny Simps January 31, 2020

Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022

Newton-Peter

A unit of torque -- the amount of torque applied by Newton at a distance of Peter's height.

Dude how many newton-peters does that Tesla push out?

by stoddcast January 22, 2020

Peter Fat

The fat that surrounds one's penis. Usually more previlant in those of a larger carriage. Peter fat will also give the appearance of a 'shrinking penis'

Shelly: “How are things going with you and Billy?
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”

by KnowIdea January 29, 2012

Putrid Peter

When you pour tomato juice down your dick hole and having ravage sex with a middle aged dude named Peter on a ferris wheel with out his knowledge as he starts quenching his butthole

I gave this guy at the fair the most revengeful putrid Peter

by Real slang234 September 23, 2022

Meilynn Peters

The nicest, kindest person you'll ever meet. This girl is so hot and sexy, every boy will want her. A (Meilynn Peters) was probably born in December and is very smart. She will go to collage by the age of 16 and will make a invention that will change the world. If you are a (Meilynn Peters), you will have the best friends and you can choose your friends wisely. She will always make good decisions and bring the best in people. Chinese and American name.

Boy- Oh my gosh! Is that a "Meilynn Peters?!"
Girl- Yes! I want to be her!

by Alaha Smith February 11, 2021