perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.
past tense- perceived.
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Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

I'll pencil you in

It literally means that someone will give you the details of something, but is usually just someone trying to give you the runaround.

"What happened with you and your girlfriend?"
"I'll pencil you in later."

by Jessica May 20, 2004

pencilled

The state of inebriation at which one is so plastered that one actually finds it to be amusing to insert pencils up one's nose and expects to be instantly lauded for this demonstration of Wilde-like wit.

Christ, she was pencilled last Friday on only the 3rd glass - my stationery drawer will never be the same again. It's like an adventure, looking for the non-damp rubber-ended ones...

by Richard Manns November 4, 2006

perca

A very perca or like you might say, pera buddy. A buddy who will be there for you when you want to smash 7u7r or just a buddy to talk about butts and boobs with.

Gabriela is my Perca buddy, best friend everrr, and I would totally smash 7u7r.

by PeraBuddy October 10, 2017

green pencils

A term used for joints when talking around adults.

Hey lets meet after school and "draw" with our "green pencils"

by A-E-I-O-U and sometimes W October 16, 2005

99 percent survival rate

How dangerous the corona virus really is.

The media is making everyone overreact to the 99 percent survival rate virus.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020