enigma-penguin

crazy ass motherfucking penguin who doesnt ever stop ranting about neowin.net

god damnit stop being such a damn penguin

by wooooo February 4, 2005

penguin love

wen penguins fuck...

penguin love gives me a boner

by bob February 10, 2005

penguiinos

It comes from the latin word which means penguin. It's a place in the clouds where a rainbow is permanently there. Gay people go there and live there. LIKE MILES AND VINCENT!!

Miles was so fat no one loved him except for Vincent, then they flew off to Penguiinos.

by Jessica Z March 11, 2005

Penguin Express

When an incision is made to the scrotum and a penis or penis-like object is used to have intercourse with the open scrotum; a technique usually favored by masochists to increase pain and heighten arousal.

I gave Jimmy a Penguin Express because he is a homosexual masochist and I am a sick, sadistic freak.

by Lover of the Penguin Express July 23, 2008

Penguin

Penguins are the best out there. They are fierce ninjas and will take over the world one day with Christa as their leader! Oh and they can fly, they are just merely saving their epic abilities for when they dominate the world. Penguin Domination!!

"Hail Ninja Penguins"

by Ninja Penguin Boss May 25, 2012

Penguin

A short, overweight female who waddles when walking. Common to be seen wearing exercise clothes that don't fit her. Typically preys on men with low standards and recently out of the military. Gets pregnant easily and sucks life out of innocent victim.

Did you hear about Pete? The penguin is 3 months pregnant, he should have listened to his friends.

by Alpha snowflake August 21, 2017

ironic penguin

Like gingerbread frenchman, but less offensive.

Go to hell you ironic penguin.

by eddie 44 July 20, 2008